Linda always said that if she wrote the story of her life, that would be the title.
“I was the only child my parents never had” she said with a straight face. “Really.” I know that sounds odd on face value, but I assure you it is true.
Now that you know a little more about Texas Linda and Hurricanes … armadillos and chicken parts notwithstanding … I thought it might be helpful to have a little insight into her origins. You may want to get out a pad of paper and pen to follow all of this.
We all took to calling her Texas Linda because she is, after all, from Texas. But …
Her name is Jane (no middle name).
Her name is Linda Jo.
Her name is Navanachea.
And she has the papers to prove it … all of it.
(this is a placeholder for the rest of the first part of Linda’s life)